Views of People in Software Insudtry for Application Development

1.PROJECT MANAGER is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in one month.

2. DEVELOPER is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
baby.

3. ONSITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single women can deliver nine
babies in one month.

4. CLIENT is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby

5. MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

6. RESOURCE OPTIMIZATION TEAM thinks they dont need a man or a woman:
they will produce a child with zero resources.

7. DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they dont care whether the child is
delivered, they will just document 9 months

8. QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby!!!

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