By what ways an Indian is borne to pay taxes!

Well, the headline should say:

How much an Indian owe to Indian Govt.?

What is you doing?
Comment: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

What are you doing in Business?
Comment: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

From where are you getting Goods?
Comment: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Comment: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!

Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Comment: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!

Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

Do you have Staff?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Doing business in Millions?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Comment: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Comment: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX!

How come you got such a Big Amount?
Comment: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

Do you have any Wealth?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Comment: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

Have you purchased House?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

How you Travel?
Comment: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

Any Additional Tax
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX!!!

Delayed any time paying Any Tax?
Comment: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

 

Boss, Calculate now EXACTLY how much the we are paying to government and what we get in returns!

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