Well, the headline should say:
How much an Indian owe to Indian Govt.?
What is you doing?
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
What are you doing in Business?
Comment: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
From where are you getting Goods?
Comment: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Do you have Staff?
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Doing business in Millions?
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Comment: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX!
How come you got such a Big Amount?
Comment: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
Do you have any Wealth?
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Comment: Cinema or Resort.
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
Have you purchased House?
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
How you Travel?
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
Any Additional Tax
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.’s TAX!!!
Delayed any time paying Any Tax?
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
Boss, Calculate now EXACTLY how much the we are paying to government and what we get in returns!