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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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KINDERGARTEN BOY
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To get to the other side.
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PLATO
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For the greater good.
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ARISTOTLE
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It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
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KARL MARX
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It was a historical inevitability.
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TIMOTHY LEARY
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Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.
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CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
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To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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HIPPOCRATES
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Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
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I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
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MOSES
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And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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RICHARD M. NIXON
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The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
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MACHIAVELLI
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The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
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BILL GATES
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The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
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DARWIN
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Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
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EINSTEIN
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Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
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GEORGE BUSH
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We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
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Azharuddin
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I am totally innocent, you know, I’m unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I’m from the minority…. . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know….
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George Fernandes
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I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don’t own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!
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Mulayam
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I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned
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ARJUN SINGH
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Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.
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Abdul Kalam
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Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? … please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road…. now repeat after me ….
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Advani
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I see Pakistani hand in this …
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Vatal Nagaraj
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No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.
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Bal Thackarey
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Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.
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Jayalalithaa
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From reliable sources I’ve got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.
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Amitabh Bachhan
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The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure … really sure…
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Venkaiah Naidu
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"We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It’s a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
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H.S.Surjeet
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We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..
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Maneka Gandhi
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Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens…
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