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NASA Scientists to Approach Girl By 2018

An Onion News Network piece that makes fun of NASA and awkward flirtation all at once? Be still my laughing heart. Seriously, though: it’s good to have an eight-year plan.

Rumpa Roy – Perfect Bride – Is it manipulative?

It seems that it is very manipulative in reality show – Perfect Bride. It seems the Chauhan family was dominated since first episode and it was sad decison (from the public, as they say) that Rumpa Roy is selected as Perfect Bride.
 
My family absouletly dont believe this and it seems that results were manipulated (for the dont know what’s the cause)!!!
 
For us, Priyanka and Rajbir jodi rocks!

Sanskar bharti rangoli classes

 
 
Have you ever had a thought to do Rangoli? I am sure, Yes! But wait, where do you learn? How to be efficient? How to make designs? If you are lucky enough Puneity, contact for more details. course is both basic and advanced modes!
 

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Deepti / 9823234263

City
Pune
Location
Hadapsar
Price
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Interesting fact

AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT THE MONTH OF AUGUST 2009:-

THIS AUGUST HAS


5 SATURDAYS,
5 SUNDAYS,
5 MONDAYS
 

– All in one Month

It happens once in 823 years.

word definitions

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


       Name
Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN BOY
 To get to the other side.
PLATO
 For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE
 It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX
 It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY
 Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
 To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES
 Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
 I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES
 And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON
 The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI
 The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES
 The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN
 Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
 Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH
 We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
Azharuddin
I am totally innocent, you know, I’m unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I’m from the minority…. . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know….
George Fernandes
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don’t own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!
Mulayam
I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned
ARJUN SINGH
 Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.
Abdul Kalam
Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? … please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road…. now repeat after me ….
Advani
I see Pakistani hand in this …
Vatal Nagaraj
No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!.
Bal Thackarey
Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road.
Jayalalithaa
From reliable sources I’ve got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA.
Amitabh Bachhan
The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure … really sure…
Venkaiah Naidu
 "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It’s a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
H.S.Surjeet
We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..
Maneka Gandhi
Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens…
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